Your kids may benefit
Wait for the rush of calls to 911 when men across the country inexplicably drop their children.
If they would have held on to the squawking infants to the end of the piece they would have found solace in:
researchers emphasized that testicle size does not necessarily control a father’s parenting skills.
it could also be that when men become more involved as caregivers, their testes shrink
(Vascularity was inquiring after some humor)